Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Boobies beware!


I decided that it was time to wean Pickles completely. He had already self-weaned during the daytime so nighttime feedings were the obvious next step. He's 15 months old. I must say, I lasted longer than I thought. I thought I'd make it to a year (maybe) and end it. But I couldn't. I loved that little special time with him. I didn't have him during the day, so him waking up at night and being with him was our time. But alas, all good things must come to an end. Yes, I'm talking about you, boobies.
Let's just start with the fact that I was never small busted to begin with. I got the lion's share in my family. Trust me, I would have totally preferred them to have been more evenly distributed. I have even been known to receive the awkward "nice wrack" (or is it rack??)comment from other people's hubbies (bahahaha! S, would it SOOO make him blush if he knew I'm bringing that up on my blog?!?!).
With pregnancies and subsequent nursing, they have increased in size. Their actual size is now, "ginormous." You know it's bad when they girl at Victoria's Secret whispers to you, "Honey, we don't make them that big." Oooooo-kay. Anyway, I'm actually looking forward to them shrinking some (sorry Dude). They are an absolute pain in the neck back. Finding clothing to fit properly is a nightmare. I know I know, you itty-bitty-titty-committee girls are boo-hooing me. Hush, this is my blog.
I'm hoping, lets all cross our fingers, that they don't wind up at my knees. That would be sad, and lets face it, disgusting.
To celebrate this momentous occasion, I bought some sassy NON nursing bras. Woo! Watch out! I think people noticed. Went to lunch today with one of my bosses/The Dude's aunt, and a group of hot young lawyers totally cat-called me. Maybe it was the new pair of spanx/new bra combo. We'll never know. I DO know that I have an email in my inbox that says "someone is searching for you." Inappropriate, lawyer dudes, I'm happily married.




Edited to add: I'm such an arse. I almost forgot to add this part! I was gifted with my very first blog award by the fabulous Jamie over at stampinmom. It's the "Snazzy Blog Award."

"This blog invests and believes the PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships! These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award."

Aww! She's such a sweetie and makes such cute stuff! Check out her Etsy shop.

I need a bit of time to pick my eight, mmm-kay?!

2 comments:

tales from an O.C. cottage said...

I am sooooooooooooo jealous!

M ^..^

Yaya said...

Lol! Ginormous...is that a technical term?!