Thursday, November 6, 2008

Dear fellow employee...

When my little sign says, "Employees must present receipts for reimbursement," what do you think that means? Oh yes, it means SAVE YOUR FRIGGEN RECEIPT! How many companies pay for their employee's lunches? Hmm, not too many. The only thing I ask is that you bring me a receipt. No receipt, no money. Hey, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. Ok, so I made that rule. Whatevs.

P.S. Telling me "That's bullsh*t" and demanding I just give you the money doesn't really make me want to do you any favors.

This is the door and this is me saying, "Buh-bye!" Come see me again REAL soon....with a receipt.

Hearts!

5 comments:

The Farmers Wife said...

Well ding dang another one... Gotta keep me abreast of these posts. I am apparently blind. Who needs a reminder that Mary is law? Is it that shifty guy, or is it that dumb lookin guy? ha ha ha, they are all dumb looking you say? well then I guess I shall give them all "the look" and see if they shape up.

Farming Fabulously said...

Amen Sista.

Meaghan said...

LOL...great letter :) good for you for following sticking up for yourself and not crumbling! Maybe they will learn their lessons and bring receipts!

LOVE IT!

EmmaP said...

So, next time the employee says, "That's bullsh*t", you just point to your little sign and say, "Does this say I Give a damn? Come back when you have a receipt." tee hee!

Anna Lefler said...

BAM!

You tell 'em!

Great letter...

Have a swell weekend!

:^) Anna